Whod you bang
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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