Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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