I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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