I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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