Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
