He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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