sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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