why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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