Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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