Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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