Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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