Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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