Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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