Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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