East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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