that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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