I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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