It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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