Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You ate ashes out of my bong
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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