Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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