we have pet lesbian snakes
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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