Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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