i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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