do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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