Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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