physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He shit in the fireplace
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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