Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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