singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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