I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
