And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My feet surprised me
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