His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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