OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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