North Korea, Best Korea!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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