I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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