But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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