Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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