Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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