Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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