After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
