can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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