Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
