I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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