Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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