She just used a chaser for red wine.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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