We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
