no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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