they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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