you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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