Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
How external is "for external use only"?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
