About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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