He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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